那个想开个台球馆+年糕馆且是花花公子+没钱组合的喜欢胡说八道的优秀不良少年最近特别对年糕馆有感触。决定写一些东西来意淫一把。况且有名言是“*淫强身，意淫强国”，为了祖国的强大，我也要好好意淫天天向上。
年糕馆开业于2017年1月1日，是香港回归29点5年的纪念日，当然更重要的是小北同学30岁的生日。开业当天，年糕馆前面人山人海，不邀而来的举世闻名的大人物有：陈桑，李芬芬，屈维澄，胡晓芸，刘言艳，刘杉，许暮琦，裴丹珊，刘敏，茅宏等等，等等，还有姜智敏代表我的大一同学，蔡丽红代表我的大二到大四的女同学，邹建华代表蔡丽红代表了的另一半。高中及以前同学，统一由我以前所有的高及中以前的同学来代表。以上都是学习时候认识的朋友也就是现在的《时代人物周刊》上所提的世界上最具有影响力的TOP500 人物。
来自娱乐圈的朋友几乎都来有来意，我就像影片入选奥斯卡奖一样，进行了非常严格的筛选，最后选了周杰伦和张静初和迈克尔·杰克逊。最后是接到迈克尔杰克逊的经纪人说他已经死了，那么非常遗憾的是，所有入围“minall年糕馆开业节”的都是中国籍歌手及演员，而所有外国人无缘本次活动。
媒体行业的来了韩寒，王晓峰，罗永浩，刘杉。韩寒因此写了一本科幻题材的作品《年糕侠》，成为此年度全球销量为1.04亿本的畅销书，并且是在没有将其翻译成其他国家的文字的前提下，是吉尼斯记录的创造并保持者。王晓峰，在博客上（www.wangxiaofeng.net）连载纪实文学作品《年糕二三事》，博客访问量过高，不得不经常维修其博客根据地。罗永浩，在高校巡回演讲的题目由《我的奋斗》改为《minall年糕馆的奇迹》。著名摄影师刘杉（曾执影过陈冠希老师的短片电影《我和阿娇的激情故事》）导演了《年糕往事》，获得了该年度的奥斯卡最佳影片，最佳男主角，最佳导演及吹牛最佳等12项奖项，一举超过《泰坦尼克号》。
行政事业单外人物均拒绝。理由是，我当初考公务员的时候，他们均拒绝我。省长市长部长局长什么叉叉长一律拒绝参加，尽管他们的参与心非常切。当然除了温家宝同志，因为他去过我的母校江西财经大学，也就是与我是有点渊源的，特批准参加我的开业活动。奥巴马打电话来，表示问候，我直接挂了电话。我告诉他，等他中文讲的有我英文好的时候在打电话来。
开业当天，交通堵塞的相当厉害。所有的公司、娱乐场所除行政事业单位外，其他均放假一天，以便其员工能够观看这个从自1814年至2309年的近500年间，在我国境内持续时间最长的一次开业活动。让员工感到此生无憾。也有行政事业单位的人为了观看我的开业庆典，有早上0点爬起来的，仿佛是有些大学生寒假过年买火车票的时间，开着超过胡斌老师70码速度的坦克，想早点翻墙进来的。但还好，我采用了现在网络最新科技技术———屏蔽，将凡是与行政事业单位“有关的东西”或“不是东西的那些”都屏蔽了，除了前文提到的温家宝同志。
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