那个想开个台球馆+年糕馆且是花花公子+没钱组合的喜欢胡说八道的优秀不良少年最近特别对年糕馆有感触。决定写一些东西来意淫一把。况且有名言是“*淫强身,意淫强国”,为了祖国的强大,我也要好好意淫天天向上。
年糕馆开业于2017年1月1日,是香港回归29点5年的纪念日,当然更重要的是小北同学30岁的生日。开业当天,年糕馆前面人山人海,不邀而来的举世闻名的大人物有:陈桑,李芬芬,屈维澄,胡晓芸,刘言艳,刘杉,许暮琦,裴丹珊,刘敏,茅宏等等,等等,还有姜智敏代表我的大一同学,蔡丽红代表我的大二到大四的女同学,邹建华代表蔡丽红代表了的另一半。高中及以前同学,统一由我以前所有的高及中以前的同学来代表。以上都是学习时候认识的朋友也就是现在的《时代人物周刊》上所提的世界上最具有影响力的TOP500 人物。
来自娱乐圈的朋友几乎都来有来意,我就像影片入选奥斯卡奖一样,进行了非常严格的筛选,最后选了周杰伦和张静初和迈克尔·杰克逊。最后是接到迈克尔杰克逊的经纪人说他已经死了,那么非常遗憾的是,所有入围“minall年糕馆开业节”的都是中国籍歌手及演员,而所有外国人无缘本次活动。
媒体行业的来了韩寒,王晓峰,罗永浩,刘杉。韩寒因此写了一本科幻题材的作品《年糕侠》,成为此年度全球销量为1.04亿本的畅销书,并且是在没有将其翻译成其他国家的文字的前提下,是吉尼斯记录的创造并保持者。王晓峰,在博客上(www.wangxiaofeng.net)连载纪实文学作品《年糕二三事》,博客访问量过高,不得不经常维修其博客根据地。罗永浩,在高校巡回演讲的题目由《我的奋斗》改为《minall年糕馆的奇迹》。著名摄影师刘杉(曾执影过陈冠希老师的短片电影《我和阿娇的激情故事》)导演了《年糕往事》,获得了该年度的奥斯卡最佳影片,最佳男主角,最佳导演及吹牛最佳等12项奖项,一举超过《泰坦尼克号》。
行政事业单外人物均拒绝。理由是,我当初考公务员的时候,他们均拒绝我。省长市长部长局长什么叉叉长一律拒绝参加,尽管他们的参与心非常切。当然除了温家宝同志,因为他去过我的母校江西财经大学,也就是与我是有点渊源的,特批准参加我的开业活动。奥巴马打电话来,表示问候,我直接挂了电话。我告诉他,等他中文讲的有我英文好的时候在打电话来。
开业当天,交通堵塞的相当厉害。所有的公司、娱乐场所除行政事业单位外,其他均放假一天,以便其员工能够观看这个从自1814年至2309年的近500年间,在我国境内持续时间最长的一次开业活动。让员工感到此生无憾。也有行政事业单位的人为了观看我的开业庆典,有早上0点爬起来的,仿佛是有些大学生寒假过年买火车票的时间,开着超过胡斌老师70码速度的坦克,想早点翻墙进来的。但还好,我采用了现在网络最新科技技术———屏蔽,将凡是与行政事业单位“有关的东西”或“不是东西的那些”都屏蔽了,除了前文提到的温家宝同志。
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Apple now has Rhapsody as an app, which is a great start, but it is currently hampered by the inability to store locally on your iPod, and has a dismal 64kbps bit rate. If this changes, then it will somewhat negate this advantage for the Zune, but the 10 songs per month will still be a big plus in Zune Pass’ favor.
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This is getting a bit more subjective, but I much prefer the Zune Marketplace. The interface is colorful, has more flair, and some cool features like ‘Mixview’ that let you quickly see related albums, songs, or other users related to what you’re listening to. Clicking on one of those will center on that item, and another set of “neighbors” will come into view, allowing you to navigate around exploring by similar artists, songs, or users. Speaking of users, the Zune “Social” is also great fun, letting you find others with shared tastes and becoming friends with them. You then can listen to a playlist created based on an amalgamation of what all your friends are listening to, which is also enjoyable. Those concerned with privacy will be relieved to know you can prevent the public from seeing your personal listening habits if you so choose.
Sorry for the huge review, but I’m really loving the new Zune, and hope this, as well as the excellent reviews some other people have written, will help you decide if it’s the right choice for you.
The new Zune browser is surprisingly good, but not as good as the iPod’s. It works well, but isn’t as fast as Safari, and has a clunkier interface. If you occasionally plan on using the web browser that’s not an issue, but if you’re planning to browse the web alot from your PMP then the iPod’s larger screen and better browser may be important.