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彩票二三事

San少爷成了职业彩迷。用他自己的话来说是,他目前的职业是无业游民,彩票只是他的业余工作。我的看法是,彩票是他的主业,无业始终就不是什么业,像南昌的气候里没有春秋一样,不成气候。

San少爷说,每天都有个期待是个幸福的事。每天都有个500多万的从天上掉下来的钱落进你口袋的可能性,每天有个期待的事,有精神寄托,充实,多好。尽管,他得到500多万的或然率约等于500年后再出现一次杭州城里能看到的持续时间最长的日全食一般。中个500多块,估计都是哪天烧的香拜的佛给菩萨们送了礼,才给了一点狗屎运。

个把星期前,陪san少爷去买彩票,顺便买了张。

早上,San少爷写了个信息给我,说,你的彩票中奖了。

令我欣喜的信息。我又把他发的信息看了一遍,确定自己没有看走眼,数了下是7个字。准备回复一个信息的时候,又收到san少爷的信息。

新信息里说,刚发错了。

我倒。不要开这样的玩笑啊,不好玩,不好笑。

San少爷又说,你的那两注我也帮你核对过了。中了5元。投资回报率是20%。

好歹也有点安慰。

San少爷说,看错了,期数对错了,没中。

我再倒。

San少爷说,妈的,火大?

我说,怎么了?王老吉先。

San少爷说,一直坚持着买那几个号码,一直没中,被期待一次一次气呆。我这一期换了些号,居然开出奖来了。

我说,开出奖来了,开心的事。

San少爷说,问题是我换号了呀,开的是我以前期买的号。如果,我坚持买的话,就可以种20000多了。

我说,如果·哎,那现在呢?

San少爷说,现在的投资回报率是-100%。

San少爷说,昨天晚上洗衣服的时候,意外发现裤袋里还有张彩票。赶紧对了下,发现中奖了,虽然就200块,但也挺开心。

我说,有个乱放东西的好习惯真好。

San少爷说,开心得早上一起来就去兑奖了,运用最人工智能的11路车交通工具前行了1000多米,发现彩票店没开。然后折回来了。

我说,后来兑了吧?

San少爷说,不对,兑不了。9点多的时候又过去彩票店了,老板说兑不了。然后我就问老板:是号码没对上?老板说,对上的。我问,那为什么兑不了呢?老板说:就是兑不了。我心想,难道这个彩票店是黑店不成?我对上号的又说我兑不了奖。还好中的不是500万,不然不是彩票被撕票的事,是我自己被老板抓起来,把我撕票了。想到这的时候,身体一颤抖。然后是,老板看到我有动作了,又说:你的彩票过期了。

San少爷说,好不容易中次彩票,居然过期了。

我说,我好不容易买了此彩票,被你瞎折腾了几个轮回,发现是没中的。这或然率比中了彩票还低吧。

San少爷的生活里出了很多彩票,但没有出彩,也没有出票。我的生活里连彩票都很少。

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